July twenty-seventh, two-thousand and twelve.
Lauren’s reaction to fried
Do you think every president goes through a awkward first few weeks in office when they’re not sure when’s the right time to ask if aliens are real or not?
I’m just gonna let the world figure this out
What does this mean???? Help????
Wait for it
Last week I wished that this pretty girl in my class would like, I’m the least superstitious person ever, though. But guess what happened this week? …She told me she liked me…and I just remembered that I had wished for it last week and I got emotional. You guys think I’m weird now, Imma leave now. But I’m telling you, THAT SHIT WORKS
When I have a crush on a person I don’t feel buttelfies in my stomach, I feel fucking dragons trying to eat my bowels because damn feelings
I get frustrated by not knowing what really happened and why Lauren’s mom is discussing
I don’t remember how I got to know this but it was because Lauren’s mom didn’t want them to wander around without a guardian